The 3 little Pigs

[Mercury]

Three little pigs went out to dinner one night
The waiter came over and took their drink order.

''I would like a Sprite'' says the first little piggy.

''I would like a Coke'' says the second little piggy.

''I would like beer, lots of beer'' says the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought over, and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

''I would like a nice big steak'' says the first little piggy.

''I would like the salad plate'' says the second little piggy.

''I want beer, lots of beer'' says the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached them and asked of they would like any sweets.

''I'd like a banana split''ays the first little piggy.

''I'll have the cheesecake'' says the second little piggy.

''I want beer, lots of beer'' says the third little piggy.

''Pardon me for asking'' says the waiter to the third little piggy, ''But why have you ordered only beer, all night?''

The third little piggy replies, ''Well, someone has to go wee wee wee all the way home!''