blackburn rovers joke

[ollie]

:) nicked this off claret mad:) :)
Rovers fan reaches the pearly gates with his blue and white comedy kit on.
St Peter stops him and asks what he wants
Rovers chap says "i reight fancy coming in to your gaff if thats all right with you cocker"
Peter says "well you will have had to have done three good things in the last 3 months"
Rover gimp chirps up "T'other week i put twenty quid in a collection for cancer research"
"what else" says Peter
"bought a raffle ticket for a quid in aid of save the children"
"and?" says Peter
"oh and ang on i put a fiver in the bucket for the Tsuami lark on't match last month"
Peter says "hmmm- hang on a moment will check with the big man upstairs"
Five minutes later Peter is back with something in his hand
"Well?" says the expectant Rover, "what did owd lad say?"
Peter holds out his hand and says "God say's heres your £26 back now F*** off!"

why has it allways been elton john's lifetime ambition too play in goal for burnley ???

because he will have 10 ar*e holes in front of him and 10,000 pri*ks behind him .....

what goes around comes around ollie .....lol......now go and post that on claret mad but just remember to change the burnley to blackburn and the 10 k to 20 k :yelrotflm

[ollie]

Originally Posted by blackburn raver

why has it allways been elton john's lifetime ambition too play in goal for burnley ???

because he will have 10 ar*e holes in front of him and 10,000 pri*ks behind him .....

what goes around comes around ollie .....lol......now go and post that on claret mad but just remember to change the burnley to blackburn and the 10 k to 20 k :yelrotflm

post it youself Rover, or are you to scared?
Come on you Claretssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssss

Originally Posted by ollie

post it youself Rover, or are you to scared?
Come on you Claretssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssss

:lol: :yelrotflm :lol:

scared of a few yorkshiremen (boys) .naaaaaaaaaaaa ;)

[ollie]

well done Raver, saw it but by the time i'd logged in to answer they had deleted it! :)

[snowy]

I heard it that Elton John wanted to play for rovers,then he would have 10 a...holes in front and 30 at the back

:lol:

Originally Posted by ollie

well done Raver, saw it but by the time i'd logged in to answer they had deleted it! :)

:lol: ............DELETED AND BANNED FROM THE FORUM AFTER ONE POST :yelrotflm ...thats gotta be my quickest yet


some people just cant take a joke ;)

[jaseyboy]

well raver quite a record. well done.

:yelrotflm thought id try a new username but still managed to get banned .....at least i managed THREE posts this time .... :yelrotflm :D

[jaseyboy]

lol. ill post it for ya if you want. not a big fan of clarets mad

[ollie]

Originally Posted by jaseyboy

lol. ill post it for ya if you want. not a big fan of clarets mad

i know what you mean, they can be bloody ignorant, what they like on your boards raver?

[wayneyboy1942]

I've no axe to grind but Clarets mad can be very clanish at times, all you can do is post and hope someone will reply, Ollie have you tried the Longsider?(Pint please Robert) they are a good bunch and will reply!
Little lad asks his Dad to get him a Rovers shirt for his birthday,his Dad say's ok, but on the day of his birthday he gets given a pack of condoms,His Dad tells him he was too embarassed to ask for a Rovers shirt so asked for them instead! :)

[grannyclaret]

thats below the belt waney ,somebody has to support blackburn

[ollie]

how do i get on longsider Wayney?:yelrotflm

Originally Posted by wayneyboy1942

I've no axe to grind but Clarets mad can be very clanish at times, all you can do is post and hope someone will reply, Ollie have you tried the Longsider?(Pint please Robert) they are a good bunch and will reply!
Little lad asks his Dad to get him a Rovers shirt for his birthday,his Dad say's ok, but on the day of his birthday he gets given a pack of condoms,His Dad tells him he was too embarassed to ask for a Rovers shirt so asked for them instead! :)

[grannyclaret]

wayney has just told me that there is a link to the longsider on burnley web ,,or type in the longsider on the search thingy..wayney says dont forget to say hello to robert ! ;) :)