Funerals

[spuggie j fk3]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral...

A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral..... I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.

[Col.Kurtz]

PMSL....once I'd googled Proctologist!

[spuggie j fk3]

Originally Posted by Col.Kurtz

PMSL....once I'd googled Proctologist!

Glad you liked. As for the rectum expert, well he better change his job. :becky:

[Kiki]

Originally Posted by spuggie j fk3

Glad you liked. As for the rectum expert, well he better change his job. :becky:

Who could be-a little behind maybe!

[spuggie j fk3]

Originally Posted by Kiki

Who could be-a little behind maybe!

Be a tight squeeze mi thinks. :scared:

[shiny gem]

what about a taxidermist???? now thatd be interesting!!!!

[spuggie j fk3]

Stuff the stuffer in something that needs stuffed. That make any sense? If not will go and bang my head on a wall.

:uhoh:

[grannyclaret]

Originally Posted by spuggie j fk3

Stuff the stuffer in something that needs stuffed. That make any sense? If not will go and bang my head on a wall.

:uhoh:

How about a big fat chicken...

[WillowTheWhisp]

I wonder if Americans are more familiar with the term 'proctologist'

[spuggie j fk3]

Personally I would ask Geo W Bush because his must be busy at the moment.