Eggs

[WillowTheWhisp]

A man decided to treat his wife by cooking breakfast for her one morning. Suddenly, she burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," she said, "CAREFUL!
Put in some more butter! MORE BUTTER.

Oh my word! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!

Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!

We need more butter. Oh NOOOOOOOO! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!

Turn them! Hurry up! TURN THEM! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME MAN? TURN THEM!
Are you CRAZY?Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The man stared at her. "What in the world is wrong with you woman? Do you think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The woman calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

[Mercury]

That gave me a chuckle, but it's oh, so true!

[Poppy]

Brilliant:boom:

[Tinks]

............. :laugh:

[grannyclaret]

oh willow :egged::egged::car::car:

[forceten]

That's brilliant! Sounds like my hubby and me........and hubby doesn't even drive!!