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heres a few lmao

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sorry, wrong door.
Okay.


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Federal Express
Federal Express who?
I don’t know. I just deliver packages.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who
Don’t get so upset, crybaby!
What?
Ha! Ha! I made you say “boo-hoo”
You’re a real idiot.
That wasn’t necessary.
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I almost groaned! :laugh:

They reminded me of my daughter's first knock knock joke which went:

Knock knock
Who's there?
A horse
A horse who?
A horse who's eating the roof.

Me: Em, that is not actually funny.
Em: But it would be funny wouldn't it if there was a horse eating the roof?
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lmao lololol its the simple jokes that crack me up lolol
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