How to make women happy!

[Mercury]

How to Make a Woman Happy (GUYS COPY THIS AND TAPE IT ON YOUR BATHROOM
MIRROR) Read it every day|

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:



1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

[slinky]

Haha Mercury........very very true

[Poppy]

very true, but do you know any with the attention span long enough to get tho the end of the list without dozing off?

[Kiki]

They forgot to add bring flowers !

[Mercury]

Originally Posted by Kiki

They forgot to add bring flowers !

Poor men, they dont stand a chance with us lot, do they?

[Magpi 47]

well we don't have to do much do we? It just shows that men are simple souls really.

[Tinks]

:laugh: I like that and how very true :laugh:

[Kiki]

What would they do without us?:laugh::rose3::daisy::boxing_smiley::hu ngry:

[Sweetpea]

Think my man fulfill's most of that list. However, could you add 'never ending supply of sweet white wine'

Thank you!

[shaz]

oh how true that is mercury

[takersbabe]

lmao thats brill

[Angel]

Lol I honestly think we are underselling men here.....

Naked with food I can understand

But surely beer and football should be included?!

(My hubby is more likely to get the latter than me bringing him a food in the buff haha)

[Mercury]

Originally Posted by Angel

Lol I honestly think we are underselling men here.....

Naked with food I can understand

But surely beer and football should be included?!

(My hubby is more likely to get the latter than me bringing him a food in the buff haha)

Maybe beer and football should be top of the list!

[WillowTheWhisp]

Mine prefers Formula1 to football.