cafe One day Joe went into the cafe next to his office and ordered a tuna sandwich on brown bread. The waitress said, "Oh, I’m sorry, we’re out of brown bread. You’ll have to have it on white." The next day he went to the same place and ordered the same tuna on brown bread. Again, she told him they were out of brown and he’d have to have it on white. The third time he went there, he decided to skip the step of being refused the brown and just ordered tuna on white. The waitress looked up from her notepad and said, "Aren’t you the guy who usually orders it on brown"? Joe’s face lit up as he excitedly replied, “Do you have brown bread today?” “No, she replied, you’ll have to have it on white.”
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