Know any more jokes?

[actionman2005]

It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. "Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?" Well, Santa is very busy and so he's slightly annoyed by this trivial question, so he snaps at her, "Put them by the front door, and stop bothering me. I'm trying to get some work done."

He starts back to work, but a few minutes later an elf barges in. "Santa, we got all the toys wrapped, what should we do with them?" Santa snaps, "Stick 'em in the sleigh! Can't you see I'm trying to get ready? I don't want any more interruptions!"

But sure enough, as soon as he starts back to work, there is another interruption. An angel, standing at the door, says, "Santa, I have your Christmas tree. Where would you like me to put it?"

And this is where we get the tradition of placing an angel on top of the Christmas tree.

[wayneyboy1942]

Here's a couple more groaners for yer!!:D

Two cannibals eating a Clown!
one cannibal say's to the other one "does this taste funny to you??"
:D
A bloke walks into the pub with a set of jump leads!
He say's to the barman "is it ok if I bring these in here?"
The barman replies "just as long as you don't start anything!!"

[keckfaro]

a chap goes into the doctors with a frog on his head,the doctor says good morning what can i do for you and the frog says can you do anything about this growth on my a--e

[keckfaro]

2 cannibals,father and son walking through the jungle come to a clearing and in the middle of the clearing a cracker of a girl is sunbathing naked,so the son says to his dad look at that dad have we to take her home and eat her and the dad says no i,ve a better idea than that,we,ll take her home and eat your mum

[keckfaro]

a cannibal wakes up one morning and he,s covered head to toe in spots so he says to his wife look at this wife what can i do about it,his wife says go and ask the witch doctor so he goes and asks the witch doctor what he can do,the witch doctor asked him if he has a best friend,he says yes he has so the witch doctor says to him that the only way he can get rid of the spots is to take his friend out on the razzle and when he,s drunk to take him home,kill him,chop him up and put the pieces in boiling water cook it a bit and then let it cool down,when it,s cooled jump in and then jump out and the spots will be gone,so that night he does what the witch doctor has told him,takes his mate out gets him drunk takes him home,kills him,chops him up,cooks him lets the pot cool down jumps in,jumps out and lo and behold the spots are gone so he thinks that,s good stuff i,ll go and ask the witch doctor what they call it so he goes to the witch doctors hut and says what good stuff it is and asks him what he calls it and the witch doctor says Palamine Lotion

[Teharah]

HAHA omg the one with the monkey was good, allt he others were major groaners!!!

Here is mine:

Once, there was a Blonde who wanted to learn how to ride a horse and go into the world Championship. She decided that she had better start off a little easy by choosing a smaller horse.
She carefully approached the horse, and got on it slowly. It began to move at a steady pace, but it soon began to trot faster and faster! Since the horse was too small, the Blonde's bottom kept on sliding off. It was going too fast and it wouldn't pay attention to her yells! She gave up and in a last ditch attempt to save her from falling off, she decided to jump off the horse to safety. Unfourtenently, her foot was stuck in the reign.
So, she was dragged along the ground at top speed, defenseless against any obstacles. She was about to blank out, when Stan, the great walmart cashier saw her plight, and unplugged the horse.