At the golf course

[Hermione]

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to
the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, “she told
him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long
moments and asked, “How does that feel"? He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"

[Digsyboy]

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, that's rude!!!!