Driving Initiative

[mollie]

|Had a good joke and can't post it...........bummer........lol

[mollie]

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[Neal]

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[Neal]

TRANSPORT INITIATIVE

THIS DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE HAS BEEN RE-LAUNCHED, MAY 2006.

Information Release

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England,the Department of Transport has devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.
For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly which includes:

Hogging the middle lane of motorways
Hogging the outside lane of motorways
Overtaking in dangerous places
Hovering within one inch of the car in front
Stopping sharply
Speeding in residential areas
Pulling out without indication
Performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets
Taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads
Not indicating
Being a peasant

These drivers will be required to display a flag, white with a red cross,signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will be required to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public. Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

Department of Transport.