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Old 30-10-05, 04:07
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Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those Expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week I got a call from the
contractor, complaining his work had been completed a year ago and I had yet to pay for them.

Boy oh boy, did we go around and around!

Just because I'm a blonde Does not mean I'm automatically stupid. So,
I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me
last year -
namely, that in one year, the windows would pay for themselves.

There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up.

I have not heard anything back.

Guess I won that stupid argument
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Very good Hermione!!!
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Ha Ha..........nice!!
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very nice!
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Looks like you have had a rough life LM.

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