Funny true story

Kiki · #1 (**permalink**) 11-11-04, 20:05

When i had the hairdresser,s years ago a woman customer and myself were the only two people in the shop! It was late i had gone into a back room and suddenly, heard a third person talking. I looked into the shop and there was only the one woman under the dryer.This continued on and on about three times so I decided to stay in the shop and was baffled as to what was going on. I really thought the men in white coats would be appearing to cart me off! It only turned out to be the Lady under the dryer who was a housewife, was a ventriloquist too! Which i hadnt a clue about !l

:yelrot flm ol

Mattylad · #2 (**permalink**) 12-11-04, 08:00

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yelrot flm ol

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grannyclaret · #3 (**permalink**) 12-11-04, 12:06

what on earth does that mean ?? good story though,ibet you sighed with relief when you found out the truth,(SPOOKY)

Kiki · #4 (**permalink**) 08-01-05, 21:00

Another funny story from my past which reminds me of Hilda Baker getting her words wrong! This was an old lady who came in to have her hair done ,she had been to Burnley Hospital to see her husband who was gravely ill. I made her a cup of tea and asked her how he was she was extremely upset and her reply was "oh! he,s been pretty bad and is now under heavy seduction"! i had to walk away and stop myself laughing out loud! Of course she meant to say sedation poor soul! :lol:

grannyclaret · #5 (**permalink**) 08-01-05, 23:36

talking of funny stories ,i absolutely cracked up yesterday digsy had just been told he had been promoted at work,so last night caroline his better half went to the local off licence to buy a nice bottle of (cheap )champagne to cellebrate ,are you allright said the shopkeeper seeing her read the lables on the bottles ,yes said caroline, my other half has just been promoted ,
oh i am so sorry said the shopkeeper looking at caroline with a strange look .
only when she got back home and told digsy did they realise why,
they live at carlton and nearby the shop is the crematorium,she must have thought she said he had just been cremated not promoted :lol: :icon_hump

im sure shes not that heartless

Kiki · #6 (**permalink**) 09-01-05, 12:24

Funny how people get things wrong! :lol:

Kiki · #7 (**permalink**) 17-01-05, 22:37

What is the most rare and unusual Owl found in most places around the globe? :)

grannyclaret · #8 (**permalink**) 17-01-05, 23:12

is this a funny story or are you serious ?

janet · #9 (**permalink**) 18-01-05, 20:52

Is it the Ghost Owl Kiki?

Kiki · #10 (**permalink**) 18-01-05, 22:24

You are then supposed to go through a list of of owls! Barn owl?no !Brown owl ?no!Tawny owl? no.Then i say" its a Teet Owl"?.

Tell me when you get it-

Mattylad · #11 (**permalink**) 19-01-05, 08:05

roflmao.... I'll try that one on the kids.

janet · #12 (**permalink**) 19-01-05, 12:31

Nice one Kiki. lol

wayneyboy1942 · #13 (**permalink**) 19-01-05, 14:32

Kiki thats worse than two fish in a tank!!!! :yelrotflm

Digsyboy · #14 (**permalink**) 19-01-05, 19:00

One says to the other one
"Do you know how to drive this thing"
Get yer own joke Wayney - you have enough of em hehehe

Kiki · #15 (**permalink**) 20-01-05, 21:07

It is a terrible joke i agree :lol: ,but it still makes me laugh! :)