Australian love poem

[Rolyat]

Of course I love ya darling, you're a bloody top notch bird,
And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word,
So ya bum is on the big side, I don't mind a bit of flab,
It means that when I'm ready there's somethin there to grab,
So your belly isn't flat no more, I tell ya, I don't care,
So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there,
No Sheila who is your age has nice round perky breasts,
They just gave in to gravity but I know ya did ya best,
I'm tellin ya the truth now, I never tell ya lies,
I think its very sexy that you've got dimples on ya thighs,
I swear on me nanna's grave now the moment that we met,
I thought u was as good as I was ever gonna get,
No matter what you look like I'll always love ya dear,
Now shut up while the footy's on and fetch another beer!!