Library book

Rolyat · #1 (**permalink**) 08-09-05, 06:39

A bloke walks into the library and says to the woman at the counter, "Can I have a book on suicide please?"

"No chance!" she replies, "you won't bring it back."

Jason · #2 (**permalink**) 08-09-05, 07:24

The old ones are the best!!

What did the Bathtub say to the Toilet Bowl?

I may not get as much a$$ as you do, but I don''t take no sh*t.

Kiki · #3 (**permalink**) 08-09-05, 17:02

Both very funny! lol!

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