Practical Jokes/Revenge Tactics

[Jason]

Smear fish paste all over the back of your mates posters that they have on their wall
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If you are a driver and your partner or friend always falls asleep in the passenger seat leaving you to front a long boring drive singing to yourself....pull up in front of a tree...parked lorry or wall.............and scream loud...watch there faces as they open there eyes and see a tree..lorry..wall infront of the car.
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1. blow up balloons (about 5)
2.stick a load of drawing to the underside of a peace of card board
3.put baloons under a bed
4.now carfully slide the cardboard on top of balloons
6.wait till you friend sits on bed
5.laugh at friend for wetting himself
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If you're ever asked by a friend to look after their house while they're away, sprinkle cress seeds in the carpet, water them a little, and then turn the heating up
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If you have friend that has laminated flooring,spray the floor with polish, when they walk over it,it creates static on their shoes thus giving a little shock when they touch a metal object
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Open up the phone book and pick out a number. Call it. Now try to sound as professional as you can and say "I'm sorry to bother you, ma'am/sir, but this is the [insert version of phone company], and we have to instruct you to not answer your phone for the next five minutes while we work on the line. If you answer the phone, the person calling may get electrocuted."

Then hang up immediately and wait a couple of minutes... now call them back and when they answer, yell/scream into the phone "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
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Do you have any more??:Wink:

[Jason]

Come on someone must have some more!!

[jaseyboy]

i got many.......

some are typable, some arnt........

just 1 for the mo

when someones asleep, put toothpaste of their face and eyebrows, when they wake up , they insticntivly wipe away. they remove the toothpaste, and any hair that was there lol!!!

[Jason]

lol...i'll try at the next party.

[jaseyboy]

lol, we did that on the ski trip... along with,,, other jokes.........

you will need..... freezing temeperatures.....water.... a friends boxers

simply soak the boxers, hid all his other 1s, and then put the soaked 1s outside in the freezing cold. wait till they r stiff, then give them back, so whren he puts them on he gets a surprise lol

[grannyclaret]

and theres me thinking you were a nice lad...

[jaseyboy]

i am a nice lad, but the lad was really really annoying us, and it wasnt my idea, i was just looking to see where the teacher was lol