top joke !!! (supposedley)

[ollie]

this won a competition for best joke ever
two hunstman out shooting deer when one accidently shoots himself
other huntsman dials 999 crying and the operator tells him to calm down, first lets establish if hes dead or not
next thing she hears a shot
the hunter comes back on the phone
yes hes dead whats next?


well what do you think?

[Kiki]

Ive heard funnier! lol

[Digsyboy]

shame he didn't then turn the gun on himself next
HUNTING IS CRUEL!!!!!!!

[jaseyboy]

errr... haha?

[Digsyboy]

nice try though ollie :-)
what about.................................:
a man walked into a bar
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and said ouch
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it was a heavy METAL BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:trink4: :hehetable

[jaseyboy]

these make uncle waynes look good

[Jason]

Heard better than that Ollie!

A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver's license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver's license, he asks for registration.
Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment."
"Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his member out.
Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!"