His and hers

[Sarah19]

His and Hers Perfect day
For HER

08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
08:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday
08:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;
open presents expensive
jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
09:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of husband's / boyfriend's ex and notice that she has
gained 7 kg
13:00 Shopping with friends. Unlimited credit.
15:00 Nap
16:00 3 dozen red roses delivered by florist from a secret admirer
16:15 Light workout at club followed by massage from strong but gentle
hunk who says that he
rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
17:30 Choose outfit from expensive, designer wardrobe. Parade in front
of full length mirror
19:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners
/ dancers
22:00 Hot shower (alone)
22:50 Carried to bed. Freshly ironed, crisp, new white linen
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
23:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.

For HIM

06:00 Alarm
06:15 Blow job
06:30 Massive, satisfying dump whilst reading the sports pages
07:00 Breakfast. Rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast - all cooked by
naked buxom wench
07:30 Limo arrives
07:45 Several whiskeys en-route to airport
09:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
09:30 Limo to St. Andrew' s golf club (blow job en-route)
09:45 Play front nine (2 under)
11:45 Lunch. Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
14:15 Limo back to airport (several whiskeys)
14:30 Fly to Monte Carlo
15:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)
16:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lb) on light tackle.
17:00 Fly home. Massage and hand job by Elle McPherson
18:45 ****, shower and shave
19:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and porn
legalised
19:45 Dinner. Lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953); big juicy fillet
steak followed by ice
cream served on a big pair of tits
21:00 Napoleon brandy and Cohiba cigar in front of wall-sized TV
showing International Match
of the Day. England 11: Germany 0.
22:45 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)
23:30 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansingale
00:15 Night cap blow job
00:30 In bed alone
00:35 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to
leave the room.

[Sarah19]

A newly-wed couple wake up on the first morning of the their honeymoon in the Caribbean and decide to take a stroll down the beach. On their way they pass a shanty house, and sitting on the front porch is an overweight woman, stark
naked, legs akimbo, eating a slice of watermelon.
The husband sees this and liking the idea of his new wife exhibiting her body in public asks her whether she would do the same. The wife looks at him in disgust
and refuses.
The second morning they pass the shanty house again and, sure enough, the
overweight woman is sitting on the porch stark naked, legs akimbo, eating
another slice of watermelon. Not being put off be his new wife's refusal, the
husband enquires of his wife, "Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it
feels like to sit there naked, letting the air waft over your ****?". The wife
again refuses.
This continues each morning for two weeks until it is the last day of the
honeymoon. Each morning they would pass by the woman, each morning the husband
would try to persuade his new wife to copy her, and each morning the wife would
refuse. However, it being the last morning the husband gives it one more try and
enquires of his wife, "Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it feels
like to sit there naked, letting the air waft over your ****?"
The wife finally gives in, opens the gate of the shanty house and walks up to
the overweight woman on the front porch.
What does it feel like to sit there naked, letting the air waft over your
****? she asks, hesitantly.
I don't rightly know, replies the woman, "but it sure keeps the flies off me
an' my watermelon."

[janet]

I like that one, very funny.lol:Banane09: