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:( Headache!
The doctor said, "Jim, the good news is I can cure your headaches the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Jim was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need -- a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let' see...size 44 long." Jim laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Jim tried on the suit It fit perfectly.
As Jim admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Jim thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Jim and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck." Jim was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" Jim tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
As Jim adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Jim was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Jim's feet and said, "Let's see...9-1/2E." Jim was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Jim tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly!
Jim walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Jim thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Jim's waist and said, "Let's see ...size 36."
Jim laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old" The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34.
A 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."  | 
01-11-04, 14:16
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