It's Red nose day! So what makes you laugh?

wayneyboy1942 · #1 (**permalink**) 11-03-05, 10:05

Are you a misery? Do you enjoy a good laugh? Is life one big joke?
It's red nose day! So what makes you laugh? Or is there nothing to laugh about?
I like jokes,bad one's are my fav! I don't find Clowns funny though but Charlie Carrolie the clown at Blackpool tower circus was ok the rest scare me! I don't like practicle jokes,I love the Chuckle brothers,Peter Kay,ken Dodd,Jim Davidson is the pits.Laural and Hardy are my all time hero's
I'm on the side of the if you don't laugh you'll cry brigade,So always look on the bright side of life! :)

dellym · #2 (**permalink**) 11-03-05, 10:08

im with you on the clowns thing!!

Digsyboy · #3 (**permalink**) 11-03-05, 11:48

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Originally Posted by MS.ANGRY

im with you on the clowns thing!!

Clowns, mime artists and ventriliquist dummies
Brrrrrrrrrr, gives me the creeps just thinking about em

wayneyboy1942 · #4 (**permalink**) 11-03-05, 12:53

anyone that dosent find laural and hardie funny ,are hard to find ,though humour is a personal thing ,i laugh at things i shouldent ,like some toffeenosed nosed lady with her skirt tucked in her knickers ,,or someone falling even though they could have hurt themselves ,(not a very nice person am i )

grannyclaret · #5 (**permalink**) 11-03-05, 13:01

anyone that cant laugh at laural and hardie are hard to find ,,i laugh at the wrong things though ,,like a toffeenosed lady with her skirt tucked in her knickers ,and someone falling even though they may have hurt themseves,,(not a very nice person am i )

wayneyboy1942 · #6 (**permalink**) 11-03-05, 13:37

People seem not to like clowns on here,is there a clown fan on BW?
A clown got the sack for not being funny,he took them to court for funfair dismissle! :)

fiona_hirst · #7 (**permalink**) 11-03-05, 13:50

Im not a clown fan either.Peter Kay,now your talking hes well funny.I agree with GC i to laugh at the wrong things.Got me into trouble loadsa times!lol

wayneyboy1942 · #8 (**permalink**) 11-03-05, 17:24

As it's red nose day I'll tell you a couple of my best! jokes... :)

What do you call a one eyed Dinosaur? A Doyoureallythinkhesaurus!

Nine cat's sitting on a wall,one jumps off,how many are left? None cos they are all copycat's! :)

Two Snakes in the jungle, one Snake say's to the other one " er, Billy are we poisonus or are we constricters?" The other Snake reply's "well Sid we strangle our food so we must be constricters." Billy Snake say's"thank gawd for that I've just bit my lip!" :)

A Cowboy run's into the Saloon and shout's "10 miles out of town there's a Bacon tree!" So five Cowboy's drink up and ride out to take a look,three days later only one comes back,he as arrows all over his body,his last word's are "It was'nt a Bacon tree! It was an Ambush!!!!!! :)

ollie · #9 (**permalink**) 11-03-05, 18:17

Dont give up the day job! Ilike the clown at the tower, though its very expensive in there, cant beat Morecambe and Wise, more tea 'ern!

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Originally Posted by wayneyboy1942

As it's red nose day I'll tell you a couple of my best! jokes... :)

What do you call a one eyed Dinosaur? A Doyoureallythinkhesaurus!

Nine cat's sitting on a wall,one jumps off,how many are left? None cos they are all copycat's! :)

Two Snakes in the jungle, one Snake say's to the other one " er, Billy are we poisonus or are we constricters?" The other Snake reply's "well Sid we strangle our food so we must be constricters." Billy Snake say's"thank gawd for that I've just bit my lip!" :)

A Cowboy run's into the Saloon and shout's "10 miles out of town there's a Bacon tree!" So five Cowboy's drink up and ride out to take a look,three days later only one comes back,he as arrows all over his body,his last word's are "It was'nt a Bacon tree! It was an Ambush!!!!!! :)

janet · #10 (**permalink**) 11-03-05, 18:19

Believe it or not wayne i haven't heard those before. :lol:

ollie · #11 (**permalink**) 11-03-05, 18:41

Also Dave Allen, who died today very good

grannyclaret · #12 (**permalink**) 11-03-05, 19:15

oh yes sad to hear about him..he was very irreverant but he was very funny ,i watched him on many a saturday night ,,,,

Jason · #13 (**permalink**) 11-03-05, 20:42

I hope nobody knocks "Red Nose Day" as this is a good cause just like "Children in Need".
My daughter went to school today and won a prize for having her hair done for the best in her year,she is 4 years old,and was very proud when i picked her up from school.
This charity gets everyone involved and 30,000 schools and nurseries must like this day or they wouldnt have participated.

Anyway on with the show.............Little Britain good,Peter Kay good,lets just hope it keeps on top form!

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Steven Spielberg is discussing his new film - a movie about famous composers. Sly Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzeneger are all present. To encourage them to appear in the movie, Spielberg lets them choose the composer they each want to play.

"Well," says Stallone. "I've always admired Mozart. I'll play him."

"Chopin has always been my favourite. I'll play him," says Willis.

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd like to play him."

"Great," says Spielberg. "And how about you Arnie?" Schwarzenegger replies: "I'll be Bach"
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What is E.T short for?

Because his legs are short

jaseyboy · #14 (**permalink**) 11-03-05, 20:48

Boom Boom!