Who Is that in the mirror?

[katex]

Got one of those E-mails today, which was sent by a son of one of my friends .. supposed to pass on and all that crap, which I never do, but thought some of the quips were quite funny and fitted into this thread ..LOL :-

>>>> Happy IVGLDSW Day!
> Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so
> please send this message to someone you think fits this description.
> Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a
> Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live
> by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
> arriving safely in an attractive ; and well preserved body, but
> rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other,
> body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ' WOO HOO
> what a ride!'
>>>> Have a wonderful day !
>>>> To the Girls !!
>>>> Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the
>>>> hell happened.
>>>> - Cora Harvey Armstrong-
>>>> Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually
>>>> shut the bitch up with cookies.
>>>> (Unknown)
>>>> The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy..
>>>> -Helen Hayes (at 73)-
>>>>
>>>> I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
>>>> eyebrows.
>>>> - Janette Barber-
>>>> My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being
>>>> -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
>>>> - Erma Bombeck -
>>>> Old age ain't no place for sissies .
>>>> -Bette Davis-
>>>> >>>>
>>>> Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your
>>>> body starts falling apart.
>>>> - Caryn Leschen -
>>>> If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a
>>>> horrible warning.
>>>> -Catherine-
>>>> I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
>>>> - Roseanne Barr-
>>>>
>>>> Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
>>>> - Maryon Pearson-
>>>> Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission..
>>>> -Eleanor Roosevelt-
>>>> Send this to five bright women you know and make their day.
>
>>>> When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me
>>>> over!~!!!!!please!!!!!
>>>>