a little warning for men

[shaz]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform.


Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his new wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning in the house. He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were cleaned and put away

James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table

Billy said the he had married a Lancashire lass. He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.

[Angel]

Haha dont mess with us Lancashire lasses!!!

[Ianw]

Any man under 40 who wishes to be married, should first have to undergo 2 psychciatric evaluations.
Any man of any age who wishes to be married for a second time, should be encarcerated in a secure mental institution, and fed with a rubber spoon!:spy:

[slinky]

Hahahaha sounds like what would happen in my house if my hubby got abover his station lmao :becky::becky::becky:

[Poppy]

BRILLIANT!:flame::flame::flame:

[Kiki]

Very clever! talking of Lancashire women did you watch the Victoria Wood drama last night?It was about a forties housewife- really good if you havent seen it.

[spuggie j fk3]

I am house trained so no issue for me. :tongueout:

[katex]

Originally Posted by Kiki

Very clever! talking of Lancashire women did you watch the Victoria Wood drama last night?It was about a forties housewife- really good if you havent seen it.

Yes, Kiki, I did .. what a lovely piece of writing and excellent acting by some of our best women.

Didn't want it to end at all.

Loved the way she dealt with her grumpy husband and the snobbery of the W.V. S. "heavens, she hasn't even got a phone!" .. good line. Her temerity in showing initiative and going ahead with projects without the permission of the committee and her non-understanding of her son's sexual leanings (or did she).

One of the best pieces so far this year .. ought to be up for some sort of nomination soon I hope.

[Mercury]

It was on over Christmas, caught it then. It was very good.

[kelix]

Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha!!

So funny and so true lol!

I like :D