So true......!

[Magpi 47]

Subject: FW: Top 10 interesting thoughts



Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich!

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky..... Not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down
the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred pounds
and a substantial tax cut saves you £3?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in the United Kingdom but we haven't got a
clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
immigration?

[Magpi 47]

If there had been an 'Anything Goes' section i would have posted this there...anyway I hope some of you get a giggle out of it.

[slinky]

Originally Posted by Magpi 47

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky..... Not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down
the stairs.

Well that very nice :Cry::Cry::Cry::Cry:

[Magpi 47]

OH......NO....not YOU Slinky....it means one of those wire things that kids play with.:bighug:

[Magpi 47]

It does say like A slinky.......Not like Slinky...as in Slinky, the person.
OH....OK I'll stop digging!

[slinky]

Originally Posted by Magpi 47

It does say like A slinky.......Not like Slinky...as in Slinky, the person.
OH....OK I'll stop digging!

OK you can stop now.......I wouldn't like to see you cry Magpi lol.:scared:

[Magpi 47]

OK Slinky....anyway, i bet you laughed at at least one of them.

[slinky]

Originally Posted by Magpi 47

OK Slinky....anyway, i bet you laughed at at least one of them.

Oh hell yes lol............ I just thought I would wind you up a little.......it is Saturday, and Saturday Is my " naughty night" a tradition I have had for many years :Evil_smile:

[WillowTheWhisp]

Just be careful when you're near a staircase Slinky, in case somebody wants to test it out. :laugh:

[slinky]

Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

Just be careful when you're near a staircase Slinky, in case somebody wants to test it out. :laugh:

OH heck......I wonder if I would just slide down like they do :roll:

[shillelagh]

Originally Posted by slinky

OH heck......I wonder if I would just slide down like they do :roll:

Dont you think ginger will be able tell you?