what made you laugh recently??

[slinky]

This made me laugh. I found it in the Evening Telegraph web site.
It wasn't the accident that made me laugh (( I'm sick but not that sick))

Man 'poorly' after car park plunge

A man fell from the top of Blackburn car park onto Lord Square, Blackburn at 4pm today.
The man, believed to be in his 40s, was rushed to Royal Blackburn Hospital where his condition is described as poorly.
Police officers were on the scene almost immediately and an ambulance arrived within minutes after he fell.







It was the comment left by this chap....................

The council have been very busy actually...wasting our money.
Fine examples include speed humps that only wreck vehicles, buying sculptures from the USA, breast feeding classes for MALE employees, free driving lessons (for Asians only), maze designing..... ooops I meant flooking up the town centre one way system so drivers eventually give up and shop in Accrington.
So dear Council Tax Payer, that is where your hard earned cash has gone !

p.s. I wonder if the guy who fell off the car park still has a car parked there...he will probably jump off again when he gets the final bill !
:yelrotflmao::yelrotflmao:

[spuggie j fk3]

Nice one slinks. Will have to see if I can find a few up here. :Banane51:

[Traceyb37]

this one he said he was too short to kill!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...266232,00.html

[slinky]

LMAO Tracey....................don't people come out with some odd bod stuff.

[spuggie j fk3]

Originally Posted by slinky

LMAO Tracey....................don't people come out with some odd bod stuff.

I blame er er er er the media for misinturpriting it.

[WillowTheWhisp]

Phil Spectre has a valid point in his defence. I've seen Columbo work out whodunnit by who couldn't have done it if they couldn't have fired a gun from that angle.:hidewall:

I can't help wondering how the heck that chap managed to fall off the car park.

[Kiki]

I read years ago about a guy in Devon who decided to kill himself. He put his head in his oven but not realizing it was North Sea gas waited ages, nothing happened!So he decided to light a cigarette and of course what happened next was !That he ended up on his own back lawn and had blown himself out of his own house!He was extremly lucky as he only had a few minor injury,s!:boom:

[forceten]

My darling daughter!!

She was looking through my hair, and telling me that I was going grey!! I told her that I coloured my hair, so she asked when I was putting the next colour on as it was getting very very grey.

I told her soon, to which she replied that she hoped it was as I was too young to go grey! I asked her at what age you should start to go grey, and she said, well at least 50!

I had to laugh..........you'd cry otherwise!

[shillelagh]

Jonathan Ross tonight with Capt Jack & Andrew Lloyd Webber and Janice Dickinson!!!!

If you missed it watch the repeat!!! lol

Eddie Izzard on first, then Janice Dickinson and then Capt Jack and Andrew Lloyd Webber just make sure you have a bucket nearby (according to spug)!!!!

[Kiki]

I saw the Janice Dickinson bit when she came on! it was funny she said some pretty cutting things about her ex,s Who is she anyway? Lloydd Webber was scared, as she was O.T.T!

[shillelagh]

shes acting as a mentor to peter crouch's girlfriend who wants to be a model over in america shes over here promoting the tv programme. Think she used to be a model. As she says everything about her is fake - fake boobs, fake teeth and fake fingernails.