Ponder on these thoughts

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

12. Is it true that the only difference between a garage sale and a rubbish pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?

15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

[wayneyboy1942]

They are good Nessie. :) :) Just a few to add.
16 The supermarket que that you are in is always the slowest,no matter what,if you are the only one they change the tillroll or need change.
17 if it say's wet paint you just have to touch it to check,
18 buy the raffle ticket before and after your numbers as well.It will be the one that comes out.
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[grannyclaret]

if you drop a slice of bread and butter it always lands buttersde down.

someone always visits when you are at your untidiest

[Robert]

All these things use american words. Shopping Cart my @rse. Its a trolley!

A rose by any other name Robert :D :D

[wayneyboy1942]

Just thought of this one as well Nessie. Always look in the last place you would look, if you lose anything.

[grannyclaret]

i lost some earings i bought last week from argus , they were in with the presents you bought ,erm???