the difference between cats and dogs

[ollie]

The Dog's Diary:

7am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mum! My favorite!
7pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!

The Cat's Diary :

Day 483 of my captivity..
My jailers continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction that I get from clawing their furniture. Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. I must try this at the top of the stairs.
And in an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must remember to try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." I must learn what this is and how I may use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.
The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move.
Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of time.
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[Col.Kurtz]

lol, I like cats, but I don't trust them...

[steven]

we know u love pussy cats.:)

[Digsyboy]

hahaha
true true and true again

[grannyclaret]

dogs look up to you :dogrun: and cats look down on you .....:D

[kelix]

lmao if cats & dogs could talk I'm sure thats what they'd say :D

[wayneyboy1942]

Granny is spot on! Cats look down on you! Dogs look up to you!
I still prefer cats to dogs! but don't tell Sam!!;)

[Kiki]

Originally Posted by wayneyboy1942

Granny is spot on! Cats look down on you! Dogs look up to you!
I still prefer cats to dogs! but don't tell Sam!!;)

Me too!