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Old 04-10-05, 09:23
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Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?

Can a unborn baby fart or burp?

If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?

What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?

When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on November 5th they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?

Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
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Old 04-10-05, 15:26
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Can an unborn baby fart or burp - Yes! They can Hic-up too.
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Old 04-10-05, 15:29
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Very good Jason!!
here's a few more unanswerd questions!!!
Why are Grapefruits called Grapefruits??? they look nothing or taste nothing like a grape!!!
Who cuts a hairdressers hair??
Who gives a Doctor a sicknote??
How does the driver get to the Snowplough???
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What winds me up the most is a knock on the door then the person says "sorry to bother you" next time it happens i will say p**s off then.
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Why when you ask for something in a shop and they dont have it ,your told sorry we dint stock that theres no call for it
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Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Whats a question with no answer called?

How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?

"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?

Do bald people get dandruff?

Why doesn't baking soda freeze?
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