What's your Room 101 material

[Digsyboy]

Let's start a new "Room 101" series for everybody on BW
Room 101 is the imaginary place that you can put all the things that irritate you the most, and get rid of them for ever
5 selections each
I'll start
1, Kev and Bev - god I hate them! Wouldn't have a clue what is being advertised, am too busy grinding my teeth and stickin my fingers in my ears
2, Car drivers who park on the pavement - Is the road no longer big enough for you or what? What would you say if i started walkin down the middle of the road instead of the pavement - EXACTLY - the road is for cars, pavement for pedestrians
3, Inconsiderate old biddies - people think it's kids that are a nuisance these days, but it ain't. I am nice and let women and oldies on the bus before me, but it's buggers who EXPECT this service that annoy me
4, National Insurance payments - I currently pay for my eye tests, dental tests, pescriptions (£13 today for a poorly finger!!!), have sod all chance of gettin any sort of pension when/if i retire - what's it for???
5 - cacky green rubbish box - who designed this thing to put cans in - a 3year old??? It's too small and the lid doesn't fit.If you do manage to fit it, if a snail should accidently cough, then it will blow off again!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[wayneyboy1942]

1 Bingo!!! I still get nightmares about the Unity club!!!! don't dare talk when the jackpots £1.46!!!!
2 Ironing!!! Why? why? why? if you do it yer mad!!!!
3 Tight fisted people!!! You can't take it with you!!!!
4 Countdown!!! I know the blokes dead!, but I can't add up or spell!!! and it's just too smug for the likes of me!!
5 People who moan about the cost of petrol!!! Fill the car with lager and you will have just cause to moan about the cost in tax!!! I could go on but that will do for now!!!

ha ha ...i watched this for the 1st time ever last night because i saw that sara cox was on and shes mighty fine ....

1. footballs governing body.......because they have turned our once proud game into a bloody ballet on grass with all this crap about tackles and such :censored:

2. boy/girl bands.... why so frikin many of em ? none of em can sing for toffee ffs....give me people who sing live anyday

3. companies that send out hoards and hoards of junk mail,....nothing but crap through the letterbox these days

4. traffic wardens (or those that govern them and make the rules)....we pay our tax to park on roads so why the hell do they insist on giving us fines for doing so :censored:

5. bus/train fares....make it free public transport (if they want less cars on the road) instead of hiking the bloody prices up all the time

[grannyclaret]

people that say countdown was rubbish,,it was wonderful:tongueout
trams that sail past you when they are not full....

[Digsyboy]

that's only TWO GC, three more please!!!!!

[grannyclaret]

3,,when the house looks like its been turned over,,,
4,,winter
5.. not always being able to copy smilies ,,grrr

[ollie]

1; Vegetarians, pompous poofs!
2; foreign England football managers
3; the aforementioned traffic wardens
4; potatoes (sick of peeling them)
5; Mills and Boon books

[jaseyboy]

so im a pompous poof am i?????? grrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wayneyboy1942]

Originally Posted by jaseyboy

so im a pompous poof am i?????? grrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Poppy]

Im a veggy so I've been put in I better leave all things I dislike outside or I shall have to live with them forever :Banane12:

[Digsyboy]

Jasey And Poppy Are Pompous Poofs Ner Ner Ni Ner Ner
:Banane59: :pineapple :Banane36:
VEGI VEGI VEGIES!!!!!! hehehehe
c'mon you guys - whats goin in Rooooom 101?

[Poppy]

well here goes Poppy the pompous poofs room 101 :banana-wa
1 People with clip boards who stop you in the street
2 Is this the way to Amerillo video ( its been on too much)
3 Those blue tooth hands free things , keep answereing people who arent speaking to me.
4 all celebrity T V shows
5 Abba tribute bands

:broccoli[ :carrot1: :Banane28:

[Jason]

#1.Teletubbies
#2.Drunken louts who go looking for trouble/Binge drinkers
#3.Household chores
#4.Illegal immigrants/scroungers
#5.Bills........everything should be free.

That should do it for now!!!!

[Rolyat]

In no particular order:

• Motorists who know it’s against the law to break the speed limit, do so, and then moan about the penalty.

• Two-faced religious people. You know the type; preach one thing and do another. I work with one of these. He reckons that to do the right thing we ought to give 100% in all we do (which is worthy) then goes and steals products and thinks the rest of us don’t know.

• People who (for any reason) decry my country, England, and by extension, theUnited Kingdom.

If they don’t like what happens here then…

By way of explanation: There are things I’m not happy with here (tax on beer :ban: ) but I have never looked to emigrate because my basic rights are well respected. So, anyone who comes into my country voluntarily must think it’s better than where they came from and therefore should not complain.

• People who don’t watch what they are doing.

This is aimed at my missus. We go shopping at our local supermarket, she sees the item she wants, reaches out for it… but by now she’s looking further down the aisle for the next thing she wants. Result: tins/packets etc., on the floor. Good grief, that annoys the hell out of me. Why can’t she deal with one thing at a time?
What is it sportsmen? Keep your eye on the ball!!!!

• yorkshiremen. Need I say more?

(Personal thing – I never spell yorkshire with a capital letter deliberately ever. If it happens on a post of mine then micro$oft has had an influence [or maybe beer has had an influence].

[Jason]

Originally Posted by Rolyat

• People who don’t watch what they are doing.

This is aimed at my missus. We go shopping at our local supermarket, she sees the item she wants, reaches out for it… but by now she’s looking further down the aisle for the next thing she wants. Result: tins/packets etc., on the floor. Good grief, that annoys the hell out of me. Why can’t she deal with one thing at a time?

fpmsl..........so very true my friend!!!