Tired?

Here's why:

The population of this country is 55 million.

27 million are retired.

That leaves 28 million to do the work.

There are 13 million in school.

Which leaves 15 million to do the work.

Of this there are 8 million employed by the government.

Leaving 7 million to do the work.

1.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Saddam Hussein & Bin Laden.

Which leaves 5.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 3,800,000 people who work as civil servants.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes

[Digsyboy]

Hey I am a civil servant cheeky!!!!!
Then again, you might have a point

[jaseyboy]

i think she does. you are lazy digzy. lol i think iv seen it b4....

[wayneyboy1942]

As a council worker I do'nt mind going to work and comin home is ok, it's the middle bit i can do without. Plus when you deal with the public you just learn that peole can be very strange.

[grannyclaret]

hi nessie iam with you all the way ,