(ADULT JOKE ONLY).....b4 and after the war

[actionman2005]

Yesterday American and British troops handed out food to hundreds of Iraqis. Not surprisingly, the Iraqis handed the British food back

CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts ... regular, premium and unleaded

Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares war

The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes

According to the Pentagon today, secret surrender negotiations are now underway with key Iraqi military officials. That's what the Pentagon said: We're in secret negotiations, so for God sakes, don't tell anyone. ... What we're doing basically is giving these key Iraqi military officials instructions on how to surrender. See, this is where we could have used the French

Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language

If you're in a peace march and the guy next to you has a sign that says, 'Bush Is Hitler,' forget the peace thing for a second and beat his ass

[ollie]

Oh dear!

[takersbabe]

erm... il have to edit this hun sorry as funny as it is its a no no :(

[actionman2005]

okay sorry about that will keep it clean and just story jokes from now on..not political ect ....hope i have not offended any onlookers..............................

[takersbabe]

lol well i wasnt offended :)

[actionman2005]

I HAVE MOVED IT NOW AND WILL PUT SOME OTHER DAFT JOKES ON HERE (WITH NO PICTURES)AND KEEP IT CLEAN FOR THE (ALL AGE GROUP)as some may find offensive so here are a few silly ones for you to look at........
SPEEDING TICKET:

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I
wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you
take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to
you!"
KNITTING:

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was
oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked
down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
yelled, "PULLOVER! "NO," the blonde yelled back,"IT'S A SCARF