funny quotes

i think it was funny when vera from corrie was at the bingo banging on the table saying "it's a fix it's fix" it was so funny and last night in corrie when norris was screaming at the pigeions

[wayneyboy1942]

I don't watch the soaps nathayden but I like funny quotes
Groucho Marks was one for good one liners! The best for me was "any club that would let me join, I would'nt want to be a member!" :)

[grannyclaret]

if you break your leg dont come running to me ...................

[Kiki]

my Uncle jack used to say when hungry "I could eat a scabby donkey"!

[grannyclaret]

when we were kids ,if you asked whats for tea,we got told butties dipped in,t boiler..................or sh.t with sugar on ..........ughhhh

[janet]

Dont forget the kippers and custard gc.lol

[janet]

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. - Joan Rivers

when we asked what was for tea it was always the same....

'wait and see' and we'd always say, 'aw but we had that yesterday'

[Kiki]

My family were laughing at me the other day! Carlo said that im coming out with lots of Liverpool expressions! I put it down to watching the Paul O Grady show. One of them is when Im pleased with something im "made up"! :D

[grannyclaret]

i love the paul o grady show,,,did you see that little girl alex,she is on regular but i diddent realise that she had leukemia.she,s a cracker .

[Kiki]

No! i havent!