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This is a discussion on funny quotes within the General Chat forums, part of the General category; i think it was funny when vera from corrie was at the bingo banging on the table saying "it's a ...



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Old 28-04-05, 13:01
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i think it was funny when vera from corrie was at the bingo banging on the table saying "it's a fix it's fix" it was so funny and last night in corrie when norris was screaming at the pigeions
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Old 28-04-05, 13:48
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I don't watch the soaps nathayden but I like funny quotes
Groucho Marks was one for good one liners! The best for me was "any club that would let me join, I would'nt want to be a member!" :)
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my Uncle jack used to say when hungry "I could eat a scabby donkey"!
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when we were kids ,if you asked whats for tea,we got told butties dipped in,t boiler..................or sh.t with sugar on ..........ughhhh
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Dont forget the kippers and custard gc.lol
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Old 30-04-05, 22:26
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when we asked what was for tea it was always the same....

'wait and see' and we'd always say, 'aw but we had that yesterday'
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My family were laughing at me the other day! Carlo said that im coming out with lots of Liverpool expressions! I put it down to watching the Paul O Grady show. One of them is when Im pleased with something im "made up"! :D
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i love the paul o grady show,,,did you see that little girl alex,she is on regular but i diddent realise that she had leukemia.she,s a cracker .
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No! i havent!
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