never ending story..

milly · #46 (**permalink**) 21-10-05, 11:10

good god what are we doing here said Liz,molly was sitting swigging down a small bottle white wine she had got from the plane,come Liz shouted at her get up and lets get some sort of normality to this place,just has she was talking in came the head goblin,now then what have we here he said in a loudish voice,I bet you are all from..................

Kiki · #47 (**permalink**) 21-10-05, 11:35

Burnley and there are some rare breeds from there , are you the elfins from Pen I have heard of?A strange stare took over their faces as they reminiced about the elfs from that great Hill and said this about them-

Digsyboy · #48 (**permalink**) 21-10-05, 12:04

.....elves.......? "Do we look like bloody elves?" Said a slightly timpsy, and up for a rumble Molly " One more crack like that ya ugly little spud, and I'll give you a damn good.......

wayneyboy1942 · #49 (**permalink**) 21-10-05, 14:38

She was in full "sock it to em and rant mode!!!" when like a bolt from the blue!!!
She rememberd something!!
Now what was it????
Oh yeagh!!
"Goldmine!!!" "GOLDMINE!!! MINE!!! GOLD!!!
Molly who was'nt brought up a fool thought " well my my!!! now were on a plane full of muppets or what not!! and her Gilby had just six!!! count them SIX hours!!! to get to the office of Sprogit and Sprogit or this Liz bird would get the blubby lot!!! and that brought her to her sence's!!! She was'nt going to let that happen!!!
She shouted.....

Digsyboy · #50 (**permalink**) 22-10-05, 00:08

"kind mr goblin - do you know where my sweet poor Gilbywilby is???!

grannyclaret · #51 (**permalink**) 22-10-05, 15:09

no said mr goblin but i know a man that does..
you will have to pay him well though ,he wont do owt for nowt... ooohhh said
molly tell me more ............................

Digsyboy · #52 (**permalink**) 24-10-05, 11:59

Mr Goblin lead the fellowship of the Gilb, out of the Mines of Moria, over the Misty Mountains and through the darkened plains of Mordor, until eventually they came upon the slopes of Mount Doom
"The boss lives up there" said Mr Goblin" He has a dirty great eye on top of his house, so you can't miss it!" with that, Mr. Goblin screeched, drew out a wickedly sharp orc-blade and beheaded Cunning Colin i n one fluid sweeping motion. With that, he clicked his heels, and ran off back the way they had come.....

Kiki · #53 (**permalink**) 24-10-05, 19:39

Just passing the top of Wycollar he bumped into a knaked man who was very strange looking and kept whispering strange repetitive things and looking in puddles !He was not an earthling and had an elf like quality maybe it was Gollam? who-

wayneyboy1942 · #54 (**permalink**) 25-10-05, 15:10

Kept asking "ave you seen a Baggin's??? We hate's them!! We hate's them!!!!"
Anyway while the Gang are at Mount Doom somewhere in Mordor!! Gilbert was having a great time! He'd heard from Dave the barman. that Molly Minger had run off to Brazil or someplace with a strange bunch of desperados!!!,and he could now move in with Sally Apper his long time mistress!
"Well" thought Gilbert "things are turning up!!"
Just then the phone rang....

grannyclaret · #55 (**permalink**) 25-10-05, 16:26

would you like cheap sky tele said this very sexy voice,,, and you could win a free holiday anywhere in the world ,,,,oooh thought gilbert with a gleam in his eye ooohhhh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Kiki · #56 (**permalink**) 25-10-05, 21:45

Gilly was shivering now was it with intrepedation of what was around the next corner ? he listened and Booooooooh !came out of nowhere and echoed in his innermost void in his closest proximetary to his ears. His instant reaction told him Gilly put on your Gillet and leg it fast then he-

milly · #57 (**permalink**) 28-10-05, 05:48

thought no I am sick of running I will stay and face the music....what if the minger is looking for me she could have good news........so he called for his mistress to come round to his pad and decide where it was they would take the free holiday.....in came Sally all she was wearing was Ann Summers underwear.oh my thought Gillbert what has she got in mind......I was thinking a break in sunny Southend but no she must bethinking some thing else........well he thought just relax leave it to Sally she will come up with a good place to holiday just as long as Minger is not in the same place........but..........

wayneyboy1942 · #58 (**permalink**) 28-10-05, 15:07

She kept getting nearer and nearer!!! "Well luv I've got plans for you tonight Gillby!!" she purred!
He said "I'm going to Oldham tonight Sal!!"
"OOOHH you Tiger grrrr!!!" She re-plied!!!
"No you daft bat!!! I'm off to play darts in Oldham with the lads from the club!!!"
Sal looked down cast! Just then the phone rang and a voice Gilbert did'nt recognize said " If you don't go to the office of Sprogit and Sprogit soliciters by noon today you'll lose a fourtune!!!
and promptly hung up!
Gilbert thought....

milly · #59 (**permalink**) 30-10-05, 09:35

just what does this mean..well i suppose I could call and see what they have for me,I hope its nothing to do with the insident what happened in Gibraltar all that time ago,he blushed thinking about it,well in for a penny as they say,ring ring,hello said a very nice sounding voice,hello said Gillbert I was asked to call your office about some business yes said the young lady i am pleased to tell you.................