never ending story..

wayneyboy1942 · #31 (**permalink**) 18-10-05, 15:25

The backstreet! As he went out the back door they came in the front!!! They must have missed him by seconds!!! and it could have been all sorted there and then but fate as you know,offten step's in!!!
"I don't care!!!" said Liz "Monkey's should'nt have to pay to get in!!!"
"We're in now luv so let's just find Molly!!" said Shirley!! "Can you see her Liz???" "No I can't!!" said Liz! "but the bloke behind the bar might know where she is!!" she added,
So they asked the man behind the bar and he said "I'll tell yer what you wants to know if you get some drinks first!!!"
So they bought some drinks and the bloke behind the bar (who was called Dave!!!) Pointed to a figure slumped at the end of the bar with a glass of gin in one hand and a pipe in the other!!! "there's Molly!!!" Dave added "she's ad a few so watch it!!!" so they've found Molly!!! What next? Have another drink? have a dance? play the bandit? or go and confront Molly Minger!!! they had a think and then.....

Poppy · #32 (**permalink**) 18-10-05, 16:15

the seaside, and off he went to see the lights at Blackpool

grannyclaret · #33 (**permalink**) 18-10-05, 17:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poppy

the seaside, and off he went to see the lights at Blackpool

:oops: somebody else has followed the last page,,, or is it the
ghost of jolly molly.....

Poppy · #34 (**permalink**) 18-10-05, 17:22

sorry folks managed to come in on th wrong page dont know how to delete so please ignore post

milly · #35 (**permalink**) 18-10-05, 17:42

on from wayneboy..............

big shirl came up with an idea lats all spread out and look seeif we can spot anything before we talk to Molly.so they went around the club asking and looking,the doorman was not very happy with them,hey he called what is you are wanting,well said fred the monkey.............I was just........

Kiki · #36 (**permalink**) 18-10-05, 20:38

about to go to bed and this Molly Dolly ,who isnt a doll really and i think she could be related to King Kong as she is exactly his double but smaller! then to top it all she-

Mattylad · #37 (**permalink**) 18-10-05, 20:51

Has really bad breath, it smelled like a ...

Digsyboy · #38 (**permalink**) 19-10-05, 07:47

sesspit! "oi you" a comotion had broken out behind Liz and Fred "Are you a monkey ya big Chimp?"Fred's face changed to one like thunder. He picked up a bottle of Newcastle Brown and wielded it menacingly. He then realised that the drunken nark had been talking (!!?) to Liz, and so instantly relaxed. "Waste not want not" thought Fred, and sat drank to drink the newcy brown and watch what happened next.....?

milly · #39 (**permalink**) 19-10-05, 09:14

well all hell lets loose Liz knocked the doorman to the floor and put the boot in............the club was closed and a police wagon called for.......they all got arested and put in the wagon....all exept Fred who was on his 4th bottle of brown............down in the police station each one was interviewed.......the police did not belive any of them soooooooo.........:stop:

wayneyboy1942 · #40 (**permalink**) 19-10-05, 14:23

They all got put in the cells to sleep it off!! Liz Shirl and Molly got flung into cell 666!
"Well" said Molly!! "anyone got a drink???" Liz was starting to cry!!! "Give it a rest!!" said Shirl "it's just like old times!!" Liz dried her tears and added " Well if I can't find my dear Gilby by noon tomrrow then the Goldmine will just have to go to me!!! snif! snif!
"GOLDMINE!!!" Molly and Shirl both said together!!!
"Thats right Goldmine!!!" Liz said and added "our Uncle "Mad Joe" Ffing left it to us in his will and unless we find Gilbert by noon tomorrow the deeds will go just to me!!!"
"and after looking in woolies and eveything!! and getting the help of the top detectives money can buy!! I can say hand on heart that I tried!!!!"
Molly's jaw was open but she managed to utter "Goldmine??? you mean Goldmine as in Goldmine?"
"yes said Liz the terms of dear Uncle Joe's will was quite clear!, Gilbert as to cliam his half share within 10 year's of his death!! and that's noon tomorrow!!! and so unless he get's to the solicitors office of Sprogit Sprogit and Sprogit, he will be assumed dead and after all these years of looking I'll get the deeds and I can stake my claim !!!
"We'll see about that said Molly!!"

Digsyboy · #41 (**permalink**) 19-10-05, 19:33

just then the cell was opened, and who should be thrown unceremoniously in but.......

grannyclaret · #42 (**permalink**) 19-10-05, 21:16

baldrick,,, cunning colins twin brother.. he was still nice and clean and even had some after shave on... his murky past had caught up with him.. he had unfortunatly been talking to gilberts unsavoury friends in woolies..they too had heard about the goldmine and decided to get baldrick out of the way ..so they planted a load of goodies from the c.d counter in his pocket ,then told the security chappey that he had nicked them ...
so thats me done with going on the straight and narrow he told the others ...now lets think i have just thought of a cunning plan.........lets......

Digsyboy · #43 (**permalink**) 20-10-05, 20:01

.....all wish really hard and maybe something will happen!?
!BOOOOOOOOOM"
"eVERYONE LEG IT"
Tcell wall had exploded - probably because a HGV had just been driven into it!
fred, shirley, liz, molley, colin and balders all made like dust and jumped on the number 11 bus that just happened to be going past. As everybody knows, the number 11 bus goes directly to Manchester International Airport, so Liz bought six tickets to go and away they went.........

Kiki · #44 (**permalink**) 20-10-05, 23:13

Straight to a mystery destination, they were blindfolded twice to make sure ,strangely it was a rare place in the mountains of-