[Tartanclaret]

Seems like I must join the list of old fogeys, yes I remember the long drop, out in the back yard (no garden in those days), living in a small mid terrace, cobble streets, neighbours in each others houses, don't me cheeky to next door, cos if they didn't give you a clout round the ear, your mum or dad would when they found out, or the local beat bobby would scare the life out of you by threatening to take you home, he didn't have to ask your name or address, HE ALREADY KNEW IT !!!