[Jason]

In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and an ugly looking fat lady.

After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a
dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the
tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) The blonde thought - 'That French swine wanted to touch me and by
mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must
have slapped his face'

(2) The fat lady thought - 'This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands ontheblonde and she smacked him'.

(3) The Frenchman thought - 'That Englishman put his hand on thatblonde and by mistake she slapped me'.

(4) The Englishman thought - 'I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French t**t again'.