 Cuddly toy
I've just been emailed this one. A gem IMHO!
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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
They talk, they connect, they end up leaving
together. They get back to his place, and, as he
shows her around his flat, she notices that his
bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves on one
of the bedroom walls, with hundreds and hundreds
of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in
rows covering the entire wall. She's immediately
touched by the amount of thought he's put into
organising the display.
There are small bears all along the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the length of the
middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all
the way along the top shelf. She finds it strange for
a young man to have such a large collection of teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she
doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite
impressed by his sensitive side. All the while she's
thinking toherself... This is wonderful! Maybe this guy
could be the one!
Maybe he could father my children!...etc.
She turns to him...they kiss, and then they rip each
other's clothes off and have hot steamy sex. After an
intense, explosive night of raw passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, strokes his chest and asks coyly......
"Well, how was it?"
The guy says:
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."  |