Irishman englishman an scots man chatting in a pub.
the englisman says i named my son george, because he was born on saint georges day, The scot said yes and i named my son Andrew coz he was born on saint Andrews day,
Just then a young lad walked into the pub ,
Paddy jumps up and says hey "Lads , have you met pancake?"
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Blonde walks into sex shop and asks the shop keeper for a vibrator. The man looks up and says "Choose one from the range on the wall"
Ok, she says. Five minutes later she's back at the counter excitidly demanding the 'Red one'
The shop keeper tells her that she can't have it. Why not? she demands.
Thats our fire extinguisher he love! |