A mother comes home from work and finds her son on a brand new settee ..
"Where's that come from?" she says "a man was throwing it out so i asked if i could have it." replies the boy.
Mum runs over to her son and gives him a hard smack accross the head ..
"what was that for?" shouts the kid to which his mother replied ...
"What have i told you about accepting suites from strangers!"
Corny i know but it's the only clean one i have ;) |