I HAVE MOVED IT NOW AND WILL PUT SOME OTHER DAFT JOKES ON HERE (WITH NO PICTURES)AND KEEP IT CLEAN FOR THE (ALL AGE GROUP)as some may find offensive so here are a few silly ones for you to look at........
SPEEDING TICKET:
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I
wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you
take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to
you!"
KNITTING:
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was
oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked
down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
yelled, "PULLOVER! "NO," the blonde yelled back,"IT'S A SCARF |