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Old 09-05-05, 22:03
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What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ?
Freeze a jolly fellow

What party game did Jekyll like best ?
Hyde and Seek

Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress party as a bone ?
A dog ate him in the hall

What would you do if you saw Dracula, Frankenstein & The Swamp Thing ?
Hope they were going as a fancy dress party

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?
It was a moth ball

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?
Chick to chick

Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ?
It was a scream

Did you hear about the party with lots of fireworks, balloons & crackers ?
It went with a bang

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?
Fancy a bite

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
He had no body to go with

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