According to our inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no
signs of improving. If anything, it's getting worse:
Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are now
hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut
back some of its branches, whilst Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is
going for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived, and 500 back office
staff at Karate Bank got the chop.
Analysts report that there is also something fishy going on at Sushi
Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal. |