Subject: A55 speed trap
While I was driving down the A55 today, (going a little faster than I
should
have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other
side
with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over,walked up to
the
car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked:
"Runway too short?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher??
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up
to
two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, Work
side to
side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
stretch the
hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do
you
do with a six-foot arsehole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him
behind a
bridge..."
Speeding ticket: £105.00
Penalty Points : 3
Court costs: £45
Look on copper's face: Priceless  |