a bloke holds a fancy dress party where his guests have to come dressed as emotions. the first guest arrives covered in green paint and with the letters N and V on his chest he says " im green with envey"...a few minutes later the next guest arrives ...a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts she says " im tickled pink ".....then a few moments later paddy and murphy arrive, upon opening the door the host sees them both standing there naked one with his willy in a bowl of custard the other with his willy stuck in a pear.....the host is shocked and asks " what the hell is going on ? what emotions are you two supposed to be ? " ......well says paddy" oim fu****g discustard and murphy has cum in this pair" :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm