Originally Posted by ollie

Snow White, Robin Hood and Quasimodo were in a room with a magic mirror

Snow White says to the mirror, Mirror mirror on the wall who's the lovliest of them all?
The mirror say's - why you are my dear
Robin Hood goes next and he say's Mirror mirror on the wall who's the finest archer of them all?
The mirror says -why 'tis you Robin
Quasimodo goes up and says Mirror mirror on the wall whos the ugliest of them all?
Two minutes later Quasimodo comes out of the room scratching his head
" hey" he asks "who the hell's Blackburn Raver?"