As it's red nose day I'll tell you a couple of my best! jokes... :)
What do you call a one eyed Dinosaur? A Doyoureallythinkhesaurus!
Nine cat's sitting on a wall,one jumps off,how many are left? None cos they are all copycat's! :)
Two Snakes in the jungle, one Snake say's to the other one " er, Billy are we poisonus or are we constricters?" The other Snake reply's "well Sid we strangle our food so we must be constricters." Billy Snake say's"thank gawd for that I've just bit my lip!" :)
A Cowboy run's into the Saloon and shout's "10 miles out of town there's a Bacon tree!" So five Cowboy's drink up and ride out to take a look,three days later only one comes back,he as arrows all over his body,his last word's are "It was'nt a Bacon tree! It was an Ambush!!!!!! :) |