This bloke goes to the pub and gets absolutely p*ssed out of his head at closing time as he gets up to go he falls flat on his face. He decides to crawl to the door before standing up again but as he does he falls flat on his face again so he decides to crawl home. When he gets to his door he stands up but once again falls through the door and flat on his face so he crawls upstairs to the spare room to avoid the missus and as he tries to stand up to get undressed he falls flat on the bed and crashes out.
The next morning his wife wakes him up and says, You were p*ssed up again last night weren t you?

Yes replies the husband, how do u know?

Well , says the wife, the f****ng pub has just rang and your wheelchair is still there!!!


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