[ollie]

:) nicked this off claret mad:) :)
Rovers fan reaches the pearly gates with his blue and white comedy kit on.
St Peter stops him and asks what he wants
Rovers chap says "i reight fancy coming in to your gaff if thats all right with you cocker"
Peter says "well you will have had to have done three good things in the last 3 months"
Rover gimp chirps up "T'other week i put twenty quid in a collection for cancer research"
"what else" says Peter
"bought a raffle ticket for a quid in aid of save the children"
"and?" says Peter
"oh and ang on i put a fiver in the bucket for the Tsuami lark on't match last month"
Peter says "hmmm- hang on a moment will check with the big man upstairs"
Five minutes later Peter is back with something in his hand
"Well?" says the expectant Rover, "what did owd lad say?"
Peter holds out his hand and says "God say's heres your £26 back now F*** off!"