Hello, my name is Damian and I work in Blackpool at War POensions Agency.
I am a Claret in exile on the Fylde, surrounded by footballing philostines.
That ain't as bad as being sent to Saint Wilfrids School in Blackburn - thanx mum
Left Burnley in 1989, to seek my fortune working bars
Am 32 and still at work (it is 18:30)
I need a beer!!!!!! :yelrotflm