 Skunk!
There is a radio phone-in program where the DJ helps callers with any problems they may be experiencing in their homes.
One woman called up hysterical after finding a skunk in her basement.
"Leave a trail of breadcrumbs or cat food from your basement to your backyard," suggested the show's host. "That'll get rid of it."
An hour later, the woman called back, even more upset.
"Now, I have two skunks in my basement!" :biggrin1:
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