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Old 27-05-07, 17:52
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Default Male or Female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS:

They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS:

These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.


TYRES:

Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.


HOT AIR BALLOONS:

Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.


SPONGES:

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES:

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


TRAINS:

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.


EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.


HAMMERS:

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


THE REMOTE CONTROL:

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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