[Digsyboy]

i SHALL START - AND FIRSTLY HOW HARD TO CHOOSE ONLY ONE!!!! THEY ALL BUG ME
Car drivers wazz me off as they are selfish, selfish, selfish.

1. Everbody is wrong and they are right.
2. They pump out more toxins and fumes from their exhaust pipes than you could shake a stick at. They are slowly poisoning me on my pushy, and kids in prams, and my poor dog Sam and his friends and so forth.
3. They whinge about there being too many speed cameras - don't speed then and it won't affect you.
4. They whinge about speed bumps and potential damage that can be caused - they are there because you are speeding ya numpties, especially in town streets where pedestrians are. Don't speed and they will go away!
5. They whinge about fuel costs - get public transport then,I do, supply & demand, most of you don't need to drive most of the time anyway.
6. They whinge about public transport being rubbish & infrequent - that's because you continuously drive. again supply & demand. More customers mean fairs come down, service is improved and become more frequent.
7. They whinge about parking tickets - don't park where you shouldn't do then. Get public transport into town instead.
8. They park on pavements - this really bloody winds me up - you would soon start moaning if I started casually walking down the road instead of the pavement wouldn't you. Therefore PARK ON THE ROAD. If there isn't enough room for you to park eg) double parking, then park elsewhere. Some of you are so lazy, that you would drive into your house if you could.
9. Drivers who don't indicate - I can manage to indicate on my pushy in a gale force wind, so am sure you buggers in your cozy little cars could do the same. How hard can it be to move a stick up and down.
10. Planks who play BOOM, BOOM, BOOM music at full pelt out of their windows - I DO NOT WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR CRAPPY CHUNES OK! i wouldn't mind as much if it was anything decent but it never is Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I'll stop ther and go and have a lie down in a darkened room for a bit.